Star Jones announced on Wednesday's edition of "The View" that she was leaving the show. She revealed on the show that she came to this decision after "much prayer and counsel." Ironically, her leaving the show came after "much prayer" on my part that I would no longer have to see her.








Talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained by police at an airport in Florida after he was found to have Viagra in his possession without a prescription. The bottle of erectile dysfunction pills bore the name of two doctors on it that Limbaugh had visited. When confronted by customs officials, Limbaugh stated the stash of Viagra was for his personal use. Those must be some
pretty kinky doctor visits, eh?




According to a new study by the Faith and Progressive Policy Initiative at the Center for American Progress, American voters are concerned with the rising materialism, self-interest and unethical behavior in our society. This was clearly exemplified in the 2004 Election, where Bush/Cheney had a convincing victory. Luckily our elected leaders are not tainted by materialism (multiple vacation homes), self-interest (Halliburton) or unethical behavior (umm, how much time do I have?).

TV Uber-Producer Aaron Spelling passed away on Friday at his Los Angeles home. The creator of such nighttime soaps as "Beverly Hills 90210" and "Melrose Place" was 83 years old. The Spelling family has asked in lieu of flowers you have a torrid affair with your next door neighbor before crashing your father's Porsche.





It has been reported that Michael Jackson has started the process of divesting Neverland Ranch of its animal inhabitants. ABC News revealed that Tippi Hedrin was the recipient of Jackson's two tigers, Thriller and Sabu. But officials from PETA are lobbying for the release of ALL animals at Neverland. In other related news, NAMBLA is requesting the release of all remaining children from Neverland Ranch.





The critically panned Adam Sandler flick "Click" claimed the number one spot at the Box Office this week, with a projected $40 million in ticket sales. The film centers around a character who obtains a universal remote that can take control of his life, including allowing him to fast-forward through uncomfortable situations. When theatergoers were asked what they would most likely use that type of remote for in their own lives, the number one response was "fast forwarding through Sandler's next film."