TV Uber-Producer Aaron Spelling passed away on Friday at his Los Angeles home. The creator of such nighttime soaps as "Beverly Hills 90210" and "Melrose Place" was 83 years old. The Spelling family has asked in lieu of flowers you have a torrid affair with your next door neighbor before crashing your father's Porsche.





It has been reported that Michael Jackson has started the process of divesting Neverland Ranch of its animal inhabitants. ABC News revealed that Tippi Hedrin was the recipient of Jackson's two tigers, Thriller and Sabu. But officials from PETA are lobbying for the release of ALL animals at Neverland. In other related news, NAMBLA is requesting the release of all remaining children from Neverland Ranch.





The critically panned Adam Sandler flick "Click" claimed the number one spot at the Box Office this week, with a projected $40 million in ticket sales. The film centers around a character who obtains a universal remote that can take control of his life, including allowing him to fast-forward through uncomfortable situations. When theatergoers were asked what they would most likely use that type of remote for in their own lives, the number one response was "fast forwarding through Sandler's next film."